The Cavallotti Lodge, 2060 East Wellington Rd. Nanaimo, B.C. V9S 5V2. Look for the big sign out front!

Please arrive between 6:30pm and 6:45pm.

No stress, there is a big parking lot.

We're looking for a good excuse to wear fancy clothes, and we hope you do too!

We are not. Please come on a full stomach! We will be serving dessert snacks and munchies.

We're sure your kids are awesome, but we request that you don't. This rowdy crowd of country musicians and burlesque dancers isn't likely to create the most kid-friendly environment.

There sure will be! Beer and wine will be available for $5 per drink.

No, dude…

Please don't! You are part of an elite group. The chosen ones, if you will. The 'normies' must not be made aware of our plans.